whitewashedhanzo: whitewashedhanzo: i wanna replay twilight princess so bad but im such a fucking…

whitewashedhanzo:

whitewashedhanzo:

i wanna replay twilight princess so bad but im such a fucking pussy i literally cant like windwaker was the sweetest game but this was me every time i had to fight against a redead

how the FUCK would i get through some shit like zant snapping his own goddamn NECK without having an anxiety attack

zant, pounding his head on the floor and screeching like a fucking chicken, doing gymnastics like that chick from the exorcism, with that ginger ass bowlcut of his, in a fucking lizard cosplay: hey so jesus ganondorf christ its AGREED that youre my new best friend and we’d die for each other right

ganon: 

kiryukazumas:“You may be destined to become the hero of legend…

kiryukazumas:

“You may be destined to become the hero of legend but your current
power would disgrace the proud green of the hero’s tunic you wear.
You must use your courage to seek power and find it you must. Only then will you become the hero for whom this world despairs.
If you do find true courage, and you wish to save Hyrule from
the horrors it now faces… Then you will be worthy to receive the
secrets l hold!”